作者: putin (可愛又迷人的反派角色) 看板: SD_putin
標題: 【第二次的親密接觸】(52)
時間: Fri Apr 20 16:59:05 2007



   (52)

    現在的我和粉粉相比毫不遜色,依據「女追男,隔層紗」的戀愛定理,讓小廷廷

    喜歡上我應該不是難事;可是努力了幾週後我發現,我的美貌在這場愛情戰爭中

    竟完全派不上用場,不論我穿得多性感撩人,對他百般殷勤,他的眼光還是如同

    以前一樣,從來不曾在我身上停駐。小廷廷對粉粉還是一往情深,而在我昏迷不

    醒的這幾個月裡,他鍥而不捨的努力,讓粉粉和他之間進展到「好朋友」的關係。



    為了迎合粉粉的喜好,他甚至不惜忤逆老闆,不肯穿老闆為他準備的名牌衣服,

    老穿著還沒成名之前家裡衣櫃的舊襯衫、舊T恤、還有破牛仔褲。他外型上的

    改變並沒有讓原本支持他的粉絲失望,甚至還掀起了一股「古著」熱潮,或許是

    人帥穿什麼都帥、人紅說什麼都對,重新將自己定位成創作歌手的小廷廷,人氣

    比剛出道時更旺,邀他寫歌的天王天后也絡繹不絕,樂評說他是「歌壇的一股清

    流」,報紙雜誌封他為「台灣的福山雅治」、「零缺點的新好男人」。



    粉粉大學畢業後繼續念研究所,為了賺生活費還是繼續留在經紀公司打工,不過

    為了避免狗仔跟拍,老闆不再像以前要求她要穿得漂漂亮亮。老從舊衣回收箱翻

    衣服出來穿、服裝品味走蔡閨風的粉粉,即使在狗仔面前大大方方經過一兩百次

    ,也沒人會認出她其實就是當初曾經登上雜誌封面的正妹公司助理。雖然目前粉

    粉暫時沒有戀愛的跡象,對愛情少根筋的她對課本的興趣依舊遠高過帥哥,但是

    世事難預料,我要是不持續上緊發條,哪天他們的友誼突然昇華成愛情,我後悔

    也來不及。



    雖然我知道自己該加油,但我卻不知該從哪裡下手?我已經每天打扮得漂漂亮亮

    不輸名模,可是小廷廷為什麼還是只看粉粉不看我?沒有打扮的她雖然不能用醜

    陋形容,可是那種搞笑劇才會出現的誇張穿著他怎麼能忍受?



    「咖哩口味的大便,和大便口味的咖哩,如果一定要選一種,你會選哪一種?」

    以前人家這麼開玩笑的問我。記得當時我說我寧願選大便口味的咖哩,因為不管

    再怎麼難吃,它畢竟是咖哩。而咖哩口味的大便再怎麼美味,它還是大便。



    如果把走名模風的我和走蔡閨風的粉粉比喻成兩盤咖哩,那麼我便是「看起來像

    咖哩的咖哩」,粉粉則是「看起來像大便的咖哩」,在兩者味道差不多的情形下,

    大多數人都會選賣相好的那盤不是嗎?為什麼小廷廷偏會挑上賣相差的那盤?

    難道不管現在的我再怎麼美,他還是介意我過去曾是一盤像咖哩的大便?



    正當我對未來感到灰心時,老闆帶來了讓我燃起一絲希望的好消息---小廷廷和我

    將以男女主角身份接拍一部改編自小說的偶像劇:「第一次的親密接觸」。




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  • chialing39
  • 挖~坐到沙發ㄟ~期待布丁的續集
  • 悄悄話
  • linwanhsuan
  • 星期四在上家政課時<br />
    老師給我們來個考試<br />
    最後一題是老師的加分題<br />
    沒想到考出來的東西...<br />
    跟布丁在這上面寫的東西是一樣的...<br />
    『大便口味的咖哩,和咖哩口味的大便,你會選哪種?』<br />
    沒想到這種選擇發生在我身上了XD<br />
    <br />
    結果老師還有標準答案...<br />
    選大便口味的咖哩加的分數比較多<br />
    原因是"大便能吃嗎!?"<br />
    在當下我真的想到這篇小說...XD<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    話說老師還有圖片呢XD
  • putin
  • 原來老師是我的書迷....XD